curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via distraction)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via death-by-lulz)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via measurable)

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via interjects)

takeit-elsewhere:
I have extreme appreciation for your blog this early morning

Well thanks you sir

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems

(via balloon-fights-summer-nights)

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

(via yelled)

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

(via succeeding)