hatervevo:

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

 

(via interjects)

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

(via crystallized-teardrops)

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

(via distraction)

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

(via sorry)

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

(via departured)

suburbantragic:

  • Fill ice cube tray with milk
  • Cover with plastic wrap
  • Place toothpicks in each space
  • In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole

(Source: the90swerentreal, via gnarly)

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via succeeding)

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via fake-mermaid)

xtokyoghoul:

What’s it like having someone who wants you and only you?

(via plantias)